Chelsea Wipe The Arse! - The Chelsea Football FanCast #96 - Available to download now!!

The well oiled Chelsea machine looked like the Terminator as they put in an intimidating performance in Arsenal's back yard to make it...

The well oiled Chelsea machine looked like the Terminator as they put in an intimidating performance in Arsenal's back yard to make it a hat-trick of wins against their 3 main title rivals with 9 goals for and none against. They soaked up the pressure, reeled Arsenal in then hit them with a sucker punch, very much like Dazzling Darren Barker who we congratulate on winning the British Middleweight Title.

Carlo Ancelotti gets a well deserved thumbs up for tactically out flanking Arsene Whinger, and his Beenie hat doesn’t go unnoticed with a bizarre resemblance to Benny from Crossroads, for which he duly gets the Celery Moment! The irresistible force that is Drogba scored his 8th and 9th goals against The Arse to bully the flat track bullies yet again, and gets the Guinness moment, but Brana Ivanovic gets the FanCast’s Man of the Match for an indominatable and sure footed display. Chidge awards himself Chant of the Match for singing “Same old Arsenal, Always Leaving” in the pub, and finds the echo button on the mixer to evoke the laughable Emirates atmosphere of thousands of Gooners leaving with 20 minutes to go. Loyal supporters?

In “We’re Out To Show The World The Way To Sing” – a nostalgic song aimed at the Goons involving wallets and fortunes is belted out, together with the one pointing out their lack of trophies. And to round things off what better than a rendition of “One Team in London!”.

The boys also look back to another professional performance in the Champions League against Porto to confirm top spot, and declare no fear on who the next round opposition might be. Our money is on Inter Milan! Match predictions on the Blackburn Carling Cup game are trotted out in predictable bullish form with an eye on who Carlo will play and who he will leave out.

Dr Mart, like the Chels a very well oiled machine, tackles your Chelsea related questions including Chelsea players military service, underrated Chelsea players, and the likelihood of Mart making an appearance in the Malt House for a free drink!

Finally, Chidge has a look at your posts on the Facebook group wall in “You’re on CFFC”, including how to get Chelsea tickets if you’re visiting from overseas, songs about Michael Ballack, the perfect Chelsea bride, the depth of our squad, and the return of Clifford!!

The Chelsea Football FanCast: Chelsea Wipe The Arse!

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